Carro se lleva a Grua

Esta jeva en serio le echó bolas...

"No joda, sabes que?... Me llevo esta vaina chico!!!"

Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

Mujer cae en la poceta

Increible!!! mete la cabeza completa!!!
y pa' mi que se echó un buche!!!
jajajajajajajjajajajajajaja

Sigue practicando

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Contorsionismo extremo

Esta jeva es altamente flexible y de paso está divina:


Extreme Body Bending By Kristina - video powered by Metacafe


(P.D.: creo que se puede chupar el culo ella misma.. epa!!)

130 Gatos!!!

Te gustan los gatos??
fino, pero esta mujer de pana esta enferma... soes una locura!!!

Sonríe a la cámara

Esta va para el album familiar