Drunk Driver Test

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Muy Mal

Ahí tienes para que vomites...

Mesa= 1 Borracho= espalda rota

Ok no se que pretendía este pana pero terminó mínimo con alguna cotilla rota...

El borracho y su bicicleta

Tremenda pea!!!

Borracho en Estadio

Que yuca se da este pana!!!

Borrachos

Drunk at your door

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"

"No. Get lost, it's half-past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.

Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."

So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing set."

Monos Borrachos

Que bolas, los bichos al final no valen medio...

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Borrachos

Sí uno ve este video y piensa friamente, dirías que deberían prohibirlo porque hace que la gente no piense o promoverlo para seguir viendo cosas graciosas...
Jajajajaja...

Mujer cae en la poceta

Increible!!! mete la cabeza completa!!!
y pa' mi que se echó un buche!!!
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Policía rusa

Esos policías son malaconducta, ebrios.. un show
De paso, las tipas están medio chéveres y son zánganas.. pillen: