No sé si sea real, pero la idea por lo menos esta arrechisima!!!
Que bolas la vaina!
martes, 30 de diciembre de 2008
Peces Voladores
Que bolas estos peces, esto es como pesca sin daño a los peces... O peces kamikazes!!!
domingo, 28 de diciembre de 2008
Pingüino con suerte
Este pinguino se estaba escapando de unas Orcas y consiguió un bote con gente... se salvó de vaina... Jajajajaja
sábado, 27 de diciembre de 2008
Clasico: Nintendo 64!!!!!!!!
En esta época de navidad y regalos no puede faltar este video que es todo un clásico Nintendo 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miércoles, 24 de diciembre de 2008
Paul Gilbert - Technical Difficulties
Pssssssssssss... Ahorita lo hago igualito con el yeso y todo!!!!
sábado, 20 de diciembre de 2008
Carro se lleva a Grua
Esta jeva en serio le echó bolas...
"No joda, sabes que?... Me llevo esta vaina chico!!!"
"No joda, sabes que?... Me llevo esta vaina chico!!!"
jueves, 18 de diciembre de 2008
New Male Performance Drugs
With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:
--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
--COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
--BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.
--ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.
--NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
--FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.
--FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
--LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions.
--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
--COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
--BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.
--ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.
--NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
--FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.
--FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
--LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions.
martes, 16 de diciembre de 2008
Reportero Iraquí lanza zapato a Bush
Esto pasó hace dos días y ya es toda una locura, juegos, franelas remixes.....jajajaja
Por cierto reflejos de ninja los de Bush
Por cierto reflejos de ninja los de Bush
lunes, 15 de diciembre de 2008
domingo, 14 de diciembre de 2008
miércoles, 10 de diciembre de 2008
martes, 9 de diciembre de 2008
Mario Kart Love Song
V1:
You be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
wherever we go
I promise.
V2:
Noone will touch us
if we pick up a star
If you spin out
you can ride in my car
When we slide together
we generate sparks
in our wheels and our hearts
Chorus:
The finish line
is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
so our love will never end
Let's go again
V3:
The blue shell is coming
so I'll go ahead
If you hang behind
it'll hit me instead
but never look back
cause I'm down but not dead
I'll catch up to you
Bridge:
Don't worry about
Bowser or DK
Eat this glowing mushroom
and they'll all fade away
Chorusx2
to the mushroom cup
and the flower cup
and the star cup
and the reverse cup
walalalalala
walalalalalawaluigiiiiii
COPYRIGHT 2009
Music and Lyrics by Sam Hart
lunes, 8 de diciembre de 2008
Niño cantando Britney Spears se asusta con la mamá
De vaina me muero con este video veanlo hasta el final jajajaja
Con una mamá así, creo que desconfiar del mundo despuès es poco.
Jajajajajajaja
Por otro lado el chamo estaba inspirado!!!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Con una mamá así, creo que desconfiar del mundo despuès es poco.
Jajajajajajaja
Por otro lado el chamo estaba inspirado!!!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
domingo, 7 de diciembre de 2008
viernes, 5 de diciembre de 2008
miércoles, 3 de diciembre de 2008
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
martes, 2 de diciembre de 2008
Qué Bolas: Arte con Basura
Tim Nobel y Sue Webster son 2 personas que apilan basura de manera artística.. la cosa sigue luciendo como un pocote de basura, hasta que se ve con una luz diferente:
Qué bolas no?
Qué bolas no?
lunes, 1 de diciembre de 2008
domingo, 30 de noviembre de 2008
Por esto es que Ronald McDonald siempre sonríe...
Mmm.. ya entiendo todo.. si así son las cosas, yo también me disfrazaría de payaso, jeje.. (OJO: no para el exhibicionista)
Life is a test, graded on a curve
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
sábado, 29 de noviembre de 2008
viernes, 28 de noviembre de 2008
Chair Man of the Board
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
Cargando 20 ladrillos en la cabeza
Increible la forma de este pana de montarse los ladrillos en la cabeza y llevarlos caminando como si nada!
jueves, 27 de noviembre de 2008
martes, 25 de noviembre de 2008
It's Not For Him, Stupid
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
lunes, 24 de noviembre de 2008
The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Scene
Que risa esta escena... En serio pensé lo mismo cuando la vi...
sábado, 22 de noviembre de 2008
viernes, 21 de noviembre de 2008
The Most Gruesome Death
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn''''t find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn''t kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am."
The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ''''Please God spare my life'''' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I''''m here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me."
It was now the third guy''s turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I''m hiding butt naked in this married chick''''s refrigerator....."
The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn''''t find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn''t kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am."
The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ''''Please God spare my life'''' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I''''m here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me."
It was now the third guy''s turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I''m hiding butt naked in this married chick''''s refrigerator....."
jueves, 20 de noviembre de 2008
Sensitive Beer
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
miércoles, 19 de noviembre de 2008
Ritmo & Compas: El Mito Musical de Madrid
Ahí esta el secreto, ya sabemos por que no triunfamos en la vida musical!!!
Contador Sordomudo
Un jefe de la mafia descubrió que su contador había desviado 10
millones de dólares de la caja.
El contador era sordomudo por eso fue admitido en la mafia, pues como
no podía oir ni decir nada, en caso de una eventual detención y
proceso, no podría actuar como testigo.
Cuando el jefe le fue a preguntar por los 10 millones, llevó consigo a
su abogada, que conocía el lenguaje de las señales de los sordomudos.
El jefe pregunto al contador:
--¿Dónde están los 10 millones que te llevaste?
La abogada, usando el lenguaje de las señales, le hizo llegar la
pregunta al contador, que a su vez respondió con señales:
--Yo no sé de qué están hablando..
La abogada lo tradujo para el jefe:
--El dice que no sabe de que le hablamos.
El mafioso sacó un pistola calibre 45 y apuntó a la cabeza del contador,
gritando:
--¡Pregúntale de nuevo!
La abogada, por señales, le dijo:--Él te va a matar si no le cuentas
dónde está el dinero.
El contador respondió con señales:
--Ok, ustedes ganaron. El dinero está en una valija marrón de cuero,
que está enterrada en el jardín de la casa de mi primo Enzo, en el Nº
400 de la calle 26.
El mafioso le preguntó a la abogada:
--¿Qué dice?
La abogada respondió:
--Dice que no tiene miedo de morir y que usted es un pobre hijueputa
que no es lo suficientemente hombre para apretar el gatillo...
ASI SON LOS ABOGADOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
millones de dólares de la caja.
El contador era sordomudo por eso fue admitido en la mafia, pues como
no podía oir ni decir nada, en caso de una eventual detención y
proceso, no podría actuar como testigo.
Cuando el jefe le fue a preguntar por los 10 millones, llevó consigo a
su abogada, que conocía el lenguaje de las señales de los sordomudos.
El jefe pregunto al contador:
--¿Dónde están los 10 millones que te llevaste?
La abogada, usando el lenguaje de las señales, le hizo llegar la
pregunta al contador, que a su vez respondió con señales:
--Yo no sé de qué están hablando..
La abogada lo tradujo para el jefe:
--El dice que no sabe de que le hablamos.
El mafioso sacó un pistola calibre 45 y apuntó a la cabeza del contador,
gritando:
--¡Pregúntale de nuevo!
La abogada, por señales, le dijo:--Él te va a matar si no le cuentas
dónde está el dinero.
El contador respondió con señales:
--Ok, ustedes ganaron. El dinero está en una valija marrón de cuero,
que está enterrada en el jardín de la casa de mi primo Enzo, en el Nº
400 de la calle 26.
El mafioso le preguntó a la abogada:
--¿Qué dice?
La abogada respondió:
--Dice que no tiene miedo de morir y que usted es un pobre hijueputa
que no es lo suficientemente hombre para apretar el gatillo...
ASI SON LOS ABOGADOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
martes, 18 de noviembre de 2008
Texas Trooper
Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the face. Stunned, the driver asks, ''Why did you do that??''
The trooper responds, ''You're in Texas now son, you have that license out and ready around here!''
''I apologize sir, I'm not from around here.''
The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger across the face.
''What was that for?'' asked the passenger.
''I know your kind,'' says the trooper, ''About two miles down the road you would have looked at your buddy and said 'I wish that son of a bitch would have tried that crap with me!'''
The trooper responds, ''You're in Texas now son, you have that license out and ready around here!''
''I apologize sir, I'm not from around here.''
The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger across the face.
''What was that for?'' asked the passenger.
''I know your kind,'' says the trooper, ''About two miles down the road you would have looked at your buddy and said 'I wish that son of a bitch would have tried that crap with me!'''
lunes, 17 de noviembre de 2008
domingo, 16 de noviembre de 2008
Matrix: el pasaporte de Neo!!
Vean este screenshot de Matrix y pillen la fecha cuando se vence el pasaporte de Neo:
Frikeante no? que bolas..
Frikeante no? que bolas..
Imágenes...
La gente de Pink Floyd no está tan orgullosa ahora, jejeje:
Es la cruel verdad:
Un poquito de canibalismo ochentoso:
Jajaja.. así son:
Es la cruel verdad:
Un poquito de canibalismo ochentoso:
Jajaja.. así son:
viernes, 14 de noviembre de 2008
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
Mesa= 1 Borracho= espalda rota
Ok no se que pretendía este pana pero terminó mínimo con alguna cotilla rota...
jueves, 13 de noviembre de 2008
The Gamekillers
The Flirt
Sensitivo (Jajajajajajaja)
The Conquistador (este me da demasiada risa)
One Upper (Sujetos como este son estresantes)
Sensitivo (Jajajajajajaja)
The Conquistador (este me da demasiada risa)
One Upper (Sujetos como este son estresantes)
miércoles, 12 de noviembre de 2008
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