QUE BOLAS LA VAINA...

martes, 18 de noviembre de 2008

Texas Trooper

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the face. Stunned, the driver asks, ''Why did you do that??''

The trooper responds, ''You're in Texas now son, you have that license out and ready around here!''

''I apologize sir, I'm not from around here.''

The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger across the face.

''What was that for?'' asked the passenger.

''I know your kind,'' says the trooper, ''About two miles down the road you would have looked at your buddy and said 'I wish that son of a bitch would have tried that crap with me!'''

lunes, 17 de noviembre de 2008

domingo, 16 de noviembre de 2008

Bebes....

Matrix: el pasaporte de Neo!!

Vean este screenshot de Matrix y pillen la fecha cuando se vence el pasaporte de Neo:

Frikeante no? que bolas..

Imágenes...

La gente de Pink Floyd no está tan orgullosa ahora, jejeje:

Es la cruel verdad:

Un poquito de canibalismo ochentoso:

Jajaja.. así son:

viernes, 14 de noviembre de 2008

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...

A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?

Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.

Interviewer: How did you get that hook?

Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.

Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?

Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.

Interviewer: And that put your eye out?

Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.