Usos alternativos de la pantalla de un celular...
Y animales "cuchis"
sábado, 28 de febrero de 2009
lunes, 16 de febrero de 2009
sábado, 14 de febrero de 2009
viernes, 13 de febrero de 2009
Drunk Driver Test
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
miércoles, 11 de febrero de 2009
martes, 10 de febrero de 2009
miércoles, 4 de febrero de 2009
martes, 3 de febrero de 2009
Noticieros
este sospechoso de secuestro y homicidio da miedo...
Este canguro es algo exibisionista y jugueton
En esta matan al Top COCK!
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Este canguro es algo exibisionista y jugueton
En esta matan al Top COCK!
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No hay Noticias...
lunes, 2 de febrero de 2009
Prison Break
Estos panas después de que estaban considerablemente lejos se les olvidó que estaban esposados...
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