No sé si sea real, pero la idea por lo menos esta arrechisima!!!
Que bolas la vaina!
martes, 30 de diciembre de 2008
Peces Voladores
Que bolas estos peces, esto es como pesca sin daño a los peces... O peces kamikazes!!!
domingo, 28 de diciembre de 2008
Pingüino con suerte
Este pinguino se estaba escapando de unas Orcas y consiguió un bote con gente... se salvó de vaina... Jajajajaja
sábado, 27 de diciembre de 2008
Clasico: Nintendo 64!!!!!!!!
En esta época de navidad y regalos no puede faltar este video que es todo un clásico Nintendo 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
miércoles, 24 de diciembre de 2008
Paul Gilbert - Technical Difficulties
Pssssssssssss... Ahorita lo hago igualito con el yeso y todo!!!!
sábado, 20 de diciembre de 2008
Carro se lleva a Grua
Esta jeva en serio le echó bolas...
"No joda, sabes que?... Me llevo esta vaina chico!!!"
"No joda, sabes que?... Me llevo esta vaina chico!!!"
jueves, 18 de diciembre de 2008
New Male Performance Drugs
With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:
--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
--COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
--BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.
--ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.
--NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
--FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.
--FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
--LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions.
--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
--COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
--BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.
--ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.
--NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.
--FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.
--FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
--LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions.
martes, 16 de diciembre de 2008
Reportero Iraquí lanza zapato a Bush
Esto pasó hace dos días y ya es toda una locura, juegos, franelas remixes.....jajajaja
Por cierto reflejos de ninja los de Bush
Por cierto reflejos de ninja los de Bush
lunes, 15 de diciembre de 2008
domingo, 14 de diciembre de 2008
miércoles, 10 de diciembre de 2008
martes, 9 de diciembre de 2008
Mario Kart Love Song
V1:
You be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
on rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
wherever we go
I promise.
V2:
Noone will touch us
if we pick up a star
If you spin out
you can ride in my car
When we slide together
we generate sparks
in our wheels and our hearts
Chorus:
The finish line
is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
so our love will never end
Let's go again
V3:
The blue shell is coming
so I'll go ahead
If you hang behind
it'll hit me instead
but never look back
cause I'm down but not dead
I'll catch up to you
Bridge:
Don't worry about
Bowser or DK
Eat this glowing mushroom
and they'll all fade away
Chorusx2
to the mushroom cup
and the flower cup
and the star cup
and the reverse cup
walalalalala
walalalalalawaluigiiiiii
COPYRIGHT 2009
Music and Lyrics by Sam Hart
lunes, 8 de diciembre de 2008
Niño cantando Britney Spears se asusta con la mamá
De vaina me muero con este video veanlo hasta el final jajajaja
Con una mamá así, creo que desconfiar del mundo despuès es poco.
Jajajajajajaja
Por otro lado el chamo estaba inspirado!!!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Con una mamá así, creo que desconfiar del mundo despuès es poco.
Jajajajajajaja
Por otro lado el chamo estaba inspirado!!!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
domingo, 7 de diciembre de 2008
viernes, 5 de diciembre de 2008
miércoles, 3 de diciembre de 2008
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
martes, 2 de diciembre de 2008
Qué Bolas: Arte con Basura
Tim Nobel y Sue Webster son 2 personas que apilan basura de manera artística.. la cosa sigue luciendo como un pocote de basura, hasta que se ve con una luz diferente:
Qué bolas no?
Qué bolas no?
lunes, 1 de diciembre de 2008
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