Como estamos en esta onda olimpica de Record, Ya vieron como Michael Phelps logró romper los records, ahora veamos la carrera de Usain Bolt en Camara lenta..
Increible la velocidad
jueves, 28 de agosto de 2008
miércoles, 27 de agosto de 2008
Camion que explota
Este pana pierde el control, choca y explota. TODO a la vez.
Increible.. pensé que sólo pasaba en las peliculas
Increible.. pensé que sólo pasaba en las peliculas
martes, 26 de agosto de 2008
Fat Guys Swimming
Estos carajos se proponen a hacer lo que hizo Michael Phelps...
Jajajajajajajajaja
Jajajajajajajajaja
lunes, 25 de agosto de 2008
Old Ladies' Noggins
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
domingo, 24 de agosto de 2008
El Chunior de TVes
Definitivamente... cuando la realidad supera a la ficción..
Jajajajajajaja
Gracias Rafa!!!
Feliz cumple
Jajajajajajaja
Gracias Rafa!!!
Feliz cumple
viernes, 22 de agosto de 2008
Getting Old
There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.
"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
jueves, 21 de agosto de 2008
miércoles, 20 de agosto de 2008
Caida de Agua
Podría estar viendo esta fuente todo el día!!!
Canal City Waterfall Japan
Japoneses tenían que ser
Canal City Waterfall Japan
Japoneses tenían que ser
Buena Pregunta
Gracias Leandro!!!
Expone la Maestra a sus alumnos lo siguiente:
La hiena es un animal que vive en el norte de Africa; come carroña, se aparea una vez al año y emite un aullido semejando a la risa de un hombre...
A ver Andrés que entendiste?
La hiena es un animal que vive en Africa, come carne podrida, se aparea una vez al año y hace un aullido que parece que sé esta riendo.
Muy bien Andrés, tu Pablito dime.
La hiena es un animal que vive lejos, en Africa creo; come carne podrida, sé rie como si fuera un hombre y ve a su pareja una vez al año.
MMnnn bueno, has aprendido algo.
Y tu Jaimito?
Yo solo tengo una pregunta maestra:
La hiena con lo lejos que vive!!!
Con la mierda que come!!!
Y con lo poco que tira!!!
De que coño sé rie…?
Expone la Maestra a sus alumnos lo siguiente:
La hiena es un animal que vive en el norte de Africa; come carroña, se aparea una vez al año y emite un aullido semejando a la risa de un hombre...
A ver Andrés que entendiste?
La hiena es un animal que vive en Africa, come carne podrida, se aparea una vez al año y hace un aullido que parece que sé esta riendo.
Muy bien Andrés, tu Pablito dime.
La hiena es un animal que vive lejos, en Africa creo; come carne podrida, sé rie como si fuera un hombre y ve a su pareja una vez al año.
MMnnn bueno, has aprendido algo.
Y tu Jaimito?
Yo solo tengo una pregunta maestra:
La hiena con lo lejos que vive!!!
Con la mierda que come!!!
Y con lo poco que tira!!!
De que coño sé rie…?
martes, 19 de agosto de 2008
lunes, 18 de agosto de 2008
domingo, 17 de agosto de 2008
Otra Categoría de Pesista
Estaba buscando el accdiente de Janos Baranyai y conseguí esto, me pareció gracioso..
miércoles, 13 de agosto de 2008
Sensitive Men
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
They already have boyfriends.
martes, 12 de agosto de 2008
Pa Won't like it
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon.lunes, 11 de agosto de 2008
Bacardi Mojito
"Si toda esa gente está en la fiesta por los Mojitos, tendré Mojitos en mi próxima fiesta. "
The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
Don't Leave 'Em Hanging
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
domingo, 10 de agosto de 2008
sábado, 9 de agosto de 2008
Truco de máquina de Coca Cola
Este pana nos enseña como sacar varios refrescos pagando sólo uno en una máquina de coca cola
Serpiente ataca camarógrafo
A este pana lo ataca repentinamente una serpiente gigante cuando la esta filmando....
viernes, 8 de agosto de 2008
Varios de Boxeo
Este pana se pico porque perdió por decisión....
Este otro se va de loco a seguir peleando después de haber perdido
y por último un clásico...a este pana le meten una mano tan duro que se pone a bailar...
Este otro se va de loco a seguir peleando después de haber perdido
y por último un clásico...a este pana le meten una mano tan duro que se pone a bailar...
Unfaithful Wives
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
jueves, 7 de agosto de 2008
Video Privado
Esta pareja ya es famosa por el video de la broma y la venganza, ahora el carajo supuestamente monta un video privado de ellos en internet y le muestra a la jeva...
Crazy Dog
Un clásico...
Este video es BURDA de viejo.. pero los clásicos nunca mueren...
Jejejejejejeje
Este video es BURDA de viejo.. pero los clásicos nunca mueren...
Jejejejejejeje
miércoles, 6 de agosto de 2008
Quedate Quieto
Que bolas este pana...
Yo no me presto para esa demostración a menos que me paguen bien.. jajajajaja
Yo no me presto para esa demostración a menos que me paguen bien.. jajajajaja
El poder de los gráficos
Una breve demostración de cómo los gráficos pueden ayudar a presentar información de manera profesional.. CUALQUIER información.. jajajajajajaja:
domingo, 3 de agosto de 2008
sábado, 2 de agosto de 2008
viernes, 1 de agosto de 2008
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