domingo, 24 de mayo de 2009
jueves, 21 de mayo de 2009
Miedo a Internet
Jejeje muy buena la campaña por parte de la agencia publicitaria Ogilvy & Mather Frankfurt, presentada en los Clio Awards de Nueva York, donde muestran el miedo de algunos mandatarios a Internet.......
martes, 19 de mayo de 2009
Habilidad
Cuanto habrá practicado este carajo para lograr eso...
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sábado, 9 de mayo de 2009
sábado, 25 de abril de 2009
martes, 21 de abril de 2009
domingo, 19 de abril de 2009
lunes, 13 de abril de 2009
The engineer at golf course
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"
The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.
The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.
The group is silent for a moment.
The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."
"Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.
The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.
The group is silent for a moment.
The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
jueves, 9 de abril de 2009
Profesional Driver
Definitivamente buen mensaje...
Yo creo que el pana que me chocó estaba tratando de hacer algo así.
Yo creo que el pana que me chocó estaba tratando de hacer algo así.
miércoles, 8 de abril de 2009
Candy66 regala "Veneno"
Fanáticos, medios impresos, radiales, curiosos, melómanos, cibernautas y todo aquel que ingrese al site official www.candy66.com, desde el lunes 6 de abril a las 7:00 pm y durante una semana, pueden descargar completamente gratis el sencillo "Veneno" y escucharlo en sus ipods, dispositivos de mp3s, laptop o pc. Una forma de agradecer a todos la espera que han tenido con este nuevo trabajo, así como la vía rápida para que todos vayan descubriendo qué habrá en E V O L U T I O.
"Veneno" fue inspirado en el libro "Peor que tu" (Ediciones Urbe, 2008) editado por el escritor y periodista Gabriel Torrelles. “Pienso que es un tema bastante único dentro de la discografía de Candy66, de contenido fuerte a nivel lírico y bien contundente a nivel musical”, explica su vocalista Jean De Oliveira. “Definitivamente no es el clásico sencillo promocional. A estas altura de nuestra carrera musical es interesante poder escoger la canción que de verdad sientes que debe ser la que represente un disco como E V O L U T I O sin tener a una disquera encima diciéndote que otra en su lugar sería mejor”.
"Veneno" fue inspirado en el libro "Peor que tu" (Ediciones Urbe, 2008) editado por el escritor y periodista Gabriel Torrelles. “Pienso que es un tema bastante único dentro de la discografía de Candy66, de contenido fuerte a nivel lírico y bien contundente a nivel musical”, explica su vocalista Jean De Oliveira. “Definitivamente no es el clásico sencillo promocional. A estas altura de nuestra carrera musical es interesante poder escoger la canción que de verdad sientes que debe ser la que represente un disco como E V O L U T I O sin tener a una disquera encima diciéndote que otra en su lugar sería mejor”.
Y es que, entra la madurez y el progreso que ha sufrido Candy66, en "Veneno" destaca su exploración de sonidos, solo de guitarra, riff contundente y la sonoridad del rock alternativo con el que la esencia de Candy66 ha dado sus pasos desde los inicios. "Es un track bien compacto y consolidado, es una canción que va directo al grano y no anda con estupideces, definitivamente es una de las armas que trae este nuevo LP66, tiene un trabajo de guitarras más maduro y eso es algo que tal vez las personas que escuchen el resto del disco podrán observar de la evolución de la banda en estudio", destaca Jean Carlo.
Han pasado casi 6 años desde que Candy66 editara su aplaudido álbum de estudio A+ (2003). Ahora, con 10 años de trayectoria demostrando su sonido contundente en tarima, deciden trasladar el poder en directo que durante esta década de vida los ha llevado a consolidarse como una de las agrupaciones más representativas de la escena musical venezolana.
Candy66 se formó en 1998 y para el 2000 ganan el Festival Nuevas Bandas. Han editado los discos de estudio P.O.P (2001) y A+ (2003), así como el álbum en vivo 5 Mundos (2005). Su nueva placa E V O L U T I O saldrá a la venta el próximo 02 de Mayo.
TRACKLIST DE E V O L U T I O
- Monstruo
- Veneno
- Madgica
- Vivimos Por Vivir
- Camino de una vez
- Somos Otros
- Hombres de Cartón
- Resurrección
- Yankee
- Canción Sin Nombre
- 100 Caras y una Muerte
martes, 7 de abril de 2009
Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
lunes, 6 de abril de 2009
Three Vampires in a Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
sábado, 4 de abril de 2009
viernes, 3 de abril de 2009
Cat in the Way
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
jueves, 2 de abril de 2009
CHANGE in the White House
Definitivamente, las mujeres saben cuando hay un gran cambio.. jajaja:
P.D: Cuando estaba poniendo los tags se me ocurrió colocar "pipi chiquito" y YA EXISTIA en el blog.. qué bolas, jajaja.
P.D: Cuando estaba poniendo los tags se me ocurrió colocar "pipi chiquito" y YA EXISTIA en el blog.. qué bolas, jajaja.
miércoles, 1 de abril de 2009
Delivery Penguins
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.
An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?"
"Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."
An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?"
"Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."
domingo, 29 de marzo de 2009
sábado, 28 de marzo de 2009
jueves, 26 de marzo de 2009
Respuestas ridículas en concursos de TV
Los títulos estan medio chinchurria, pero esta bueno.. jajajajajaja
martes, 24 de marzo de 2009
viernes, 20 de marzo de 2009
Arm Troubles
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
jueves, 19 de marzo de 2009
Prognosis
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
miércoles, 18 de marzo de 2009
LED Art
JAJAJAJAJA...
Sencillamente excelente...
No sé si es un fake, yo diría que no para mantener la ilusión..
Sencillamente excelente...
No sé si es un fake, yo diría que no para mantener la ilusión..
martes, 17 de marzo de 2009
Something to Think About
*Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
*A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
*A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
domingo, 15 de marzo de 2009
Yoga Face
Siguiendo con la tónica deportiva que me recomendó aguakt, le respondo con otros tipos de ejerciciòn...
martes, 10 de marzo de 2009
domingo, 8 de marzo de 2009
I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a famer gets out of his truck.
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
viernes, 6 de marzo de 2009
Perro Soñando
Este perro deberian de ponerlo a domir en un patio o un sitio mas abierto.. jajajajaja
miércoles, 4 de marzo de 2009
sábado, 28 de febrero de 2009
lunes, 16 de febrero de 2009
sábado, 14 de febrero de 2009
Cruces
Muchachos, vean hasta pa'rriba antes de cruzar
Este pana iba fáchil a dos tablas!
Mala Suerte de Motos
Compilado Japones, Demasiado Bueno!
Este pana iba fáchil a dos tablas!
Mala Suerte de Motos
Compilado Japones, Demasiado Bueno!
viernes, 13 de febrero de 2009
Drunk Driver Test
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
miércoles, 11 de febrero de 2009
martes, 10 de febrero de 2009
miércoles, 4 de febrero de 2009
martes, 3 de febrero de 2009
Noticieros
este sospechoso de secuestro y homicidio da miedo...
Este canguro es algo exibisionista y jugueton
En esta matan al Top COCK!
jajajajajajaja
No hay Noticias...
Este canguro es algo exibisionista y jugueton
En esta matan al Top COCK!
jajajajajajaja
No hay Noticias...
lunes, 2 de febrero de 2009
Prison Break
Estos panas después de que estaban considerablemente lejos se les olvidó que estaban esposados...
JAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJAJA
sábado, 31 de enero de 2009
jueves, 29 de enero de 2009
lunes, 26 de enero de 2009
domingo, 25 de enero de 2009
Cambios
Pillen este video desde el principio, hacen 21 cambios, yo sólo noté uno. cambian el Oso por una Armadura.
viernes, 23 de enero de 2009
jueves, 22 de enero de 2009
miércoles, 21 de enero de 2009
lunes, 19 de enero de 2009
domingo, 18 de enero de 2009
viernes, 16 de enero de 2009
jueves, 15 de enero de 2009
miércoles, 14 de enero de 2009
Meteorito en Canada
El 22 de Diciembre, cayó un meteorito en Canada. aquí algunas imagenes...
Grabación de un carro de policía...
Y otras varias incluyendo la del carro de policia...
Grabación de un carro de policía...
Y otras varias incluyendo la del carro de policia...
martes, 13 de enero de 2009
domingo, 11 de enero de 2009
sábado, 10 de enero de 2009
jueves, 8 de enero de 2009
Niño golpea a su papá con un dvd
Este niño está tan molesto con sus regalos de navidad que le lanza un dvd en la cara a su papá!! jajaja
miércoles, 7 de enero de 2009
Wii Kid
Al estilo de NINTENDO SIXTYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
Pero este es algo creepy
Y 50 REACCIONES MAS!!!
Pero este es algo creepy
Y 50 REACCIONES MAS!!!
martes, 6 de enero de 2009
Chistes entre famosos
David Bowie le cuenta un chiste a Kurt Cobain
David Bowie le cuenta un chiste a Marilyn Manson
(Debo confesar que con este iba muriendo)
Dave Gahan hace reír a Axl Rose
Simon LeBon & Robert Smith
(y con este también!!!! jajajajajajaja)
Boy Geroge a Charles Manson
Conversación entre Nick Carter y James Hetfield
(Que buena la cara de Hetfield Jajajajajaja)
Tres Tristes Toms
(Tom Jones y Tom Petty se ensañan con Tom Waits)
David Bowie le cuenta un chiste a Marilyn Manson
(Debo confesar que con este iba muriendo)
Dave Gahan hace reír a Axl Rose
Simon LeBon & Robert Smith
(y con este también!!!! jajajajajajaja)
Boy Geroge a Charles Manson
Conversación entre Nick Carter y James Hetfield
(Que buena la cara de Hetfield Jajajajajaja)
Tres Tristes Toms
(Tom Jones y Tom Petty se ensañan con Tom Waits)
lunes, 5 de enero de 2009
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