Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Three Vampires in a Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."

The second one says, "I'll have one, too."

The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"

Zoologico de Contacto

Mario Bros

Estos asiaticos en serio le echan bolas...
Gracias Romi!!!

Cat in the Way

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.


Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

Odio los castillos de arena!!

Awww.. el niño del infierno.. tan bello.. jajajajaja:

CHANGE in the White House

Definitivamente, las mujeres saben cuando hay un gran cambio.. jajaja:




P.D: Cuando estaba poniendo los tags se me ocurrió colocar "pipi chiquito" y YA EXISTIA en el blog.. qué bolas, jajaja.

Upside down faces

Qué bolas estas caras, jajaja:

Radio Rochela / Chavez

Un DOBLETE!!!

Delivery Penguins

A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.

An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.

The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?"

"Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."

Broma de Medio Millon de Dolares

Con amigos así...

Único

Proyecciones

Increible...

Respuestas ridículas en concursos de TV

Los títulos estan medio chinchurria, pero esta bueno.. jajajajajaja

Mouth Off

Quizas por esto me compre un iPhone...

...Nooooo...

Indiana Diving Bloopers

Una buena recopilaciòn de platanazos!!!

Arm Troubles

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"

"Aha!'' says the doctor.

''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"

Prognosis

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

LED Art

JAJAJAJAJA...
Sencillamente excelente...


No sé si es un fake, yo diría que no para mantener la ilusión..

Roof Sex by PES