Con amigos así...
domingo, 29 de marzo de 2009
sábado, 28 de marzo de 2009
jueves, 26 de marzo de 2009
Respuestas ridículas en concursos de TV
Los títulos estan medio chinchurria, pero esta bueno.. jajajajajaja
martes, 24 de marzo de 2009
viernes, 20 de marzo de 2009
Arm Troubles
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
jueves, 19 de marzo de 2009
Prognosis
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
miércoles, 18 de marzo de 2009
martes, 17 de marzo de 2009
Something to Think About
*Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
*A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
*A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
domingo, 15 de marzo de 2009
martes, 10 de marzo de 2009
domingo, 8 de marzo de 2009
I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a famer gets out of his truck.
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
viernes, 6 de marzo de 2009
Perro Soñando
Este perro deberian de ponerlo a domir en un patio o un sitio mas abierto.. jajajajaja
miércoles, 4 de marzo de 2009
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