Entrevista
Charles Manson's Scatman
Casi muero de la risa con esto!!!
domingo, 28 de septiembre de 2008
viernes, 26 de septiembre de 2008
Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
jueves, 25 de septiembre de 2008
miércoles, 24 de septiembre de 2008
lunes, 22 de septiembre de 2008
Talking Italian
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
"Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
domingo, 21 de septiembre de 2008
jueves, 18 de septiembre de 2008
Autolavado
Especial de Autolavados
Sólo a este pana se le ocurre...
No dejen a una jevita ir sola a un autolavado..
Y este accidente si es freakeante...
Sólo a este pana se le ocurre...
No dejen a una jevita ir sola a un autolavado..
Y este accidente si es freakeante...
miércoles, 17 de septiembre de 2008
Drinking Politics
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."
The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"
"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."
"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"
"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.
"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.
So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."
"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."
The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run my business!"
"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture offends me, so I want you to take it down."
"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into your bar and told you what to do?"
"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.
"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.
So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off. The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."
"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."
martes, 16 de septiembre de 2008
lunes, 15 de septiembre de 2008
domingo, 14 de septiembre de 2008
jueves, 11 de septiembre de 2008
martes, 9 de septiembre de 2008
lunes, 8 de septiembre de 2008
Tobogán en forma de Pene Gigante
Que clase de padres llevan a sus hijos a un parque para que se deslizen dentro de un pene gigante????
Just A Juggalo
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
Working On The Fourth Husband
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
domingo, 7 de septiembre de 2008
jueves, 4 de septiembre de 2008
Nine Inch Snails @ Muppets Tonight
"hi, we're the nine inch snails..."
Parodia de Nine Inch Nails en Muppets Tonight
Noviembre 1997
SEAT
SEAT para niños...
no entiendo bien aque viene este video... parece un comercial.. pero no estoy muy seguro... Haz click AQUIIIIIIIII!!!!
no entiendo bien aque viene este video... parece un comercial.. pero no estoy muy seguro... Haz click AQUIIIIIIIII!!!!
miércoles, 3 de septiembre de 2008
martes, 2 de septiembre de 2008
Dandy Boy - Los Telecaster
Los Telecaster...
Un bueno video musical.. Hecho dentro del Territorio Nacional..
Quedó burda de fino Simón.. Gracias!!!
Un bueno video musical.. Hecho dentro del Territorio Nacional..
Quedó burda de fino Simón.. Gracias!!!
lunes, 1 de septiembre de 2008
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